SharkBite 2 Tier Lists
What to buy if you want wins, not a floating statue.
SharkBite 2’s shop is a highlight reel. Titanic looks like the endgame. Megalodon looks like a win button. Shark Blaster looks mandatory. Public servers punish all three if you cannot steer, boost, or aim. These tier lists rank public Standard lobbies for players who want Teeth and timers, not museum pieces.
Ranks are opinion backed by published speeds, health, and DPS from the items catalogs. If a patch changes a number, trust the client and the changelog.
How to read the ranks
- S — changes how the lobby plays if one person owns it.
- A — strong default for the Teeth you spend.
- B — fine, often outclassed by something cheaper.
- C — fun or situational.
- D — flex, trap, or tutorial leftover.
Price is a rank modifier. A 800 Teeth jet ski that lives is a better “tier” than a 150,000 carrier that cannot turn. The Teeth planner will remind you what those zeros mean in wins.
Open the lists
- Boat tier list — Wildfire and Marlin at the top, party hulls at the bottom, builder hulls called out separately.
- Shark tier list — Mako versus Meg, why Hammerhead is the real mid-game, event sharks as side grades.
- Weapon tier list — Blaster and Rocket for kills, Thompson as the honest workhorse, novelty launchers for memes.
Cross-check raw stats on boats, sharks, and weapons. A tier paragraph that disagrees with 160 SPS or 2,900 HP is a flavor paragraph, not a physics engine.
Who these lists are for
New players should read getting started first, then peek at A-tier items they can actually afford. Shark mains should read how to play as the shark so they do not buy Meg as a personality. Builder addicts should read Boat Builder because a Frigate’s rank depends on turret math, not the hull screenshot.
These lists are not for private-server stunts, scripted instakill lobbies, or screenshot flex. Scripts have their own hub. If your lobby is five friends in matching UFOs, play whatever is funny.
Related tools
Boat compare puts two hulls side by side. How to get Teeth tells you whether an S-tier purchase is a weekend or a month. Codes shave a few wins off the wait.
When a new boat such as a summer exclusive lands, it starts in C until we see it live. Hype is not a tier. The events page will flag limited items so you do not spend event currency on a D-tier souvenir unless you want the souvenir.
Use the three child pages in this dropdown together. A Wildfire with Flintlock is not S-tier. A Great White with good boost discipline can beat a skin-stacked Meg that swims in circles. Rank the kit, then buy the missing piece.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers for SharkBite 2 rounds, codes, and shop spends.
Is Titanic S-tier because it costs 100,000 Teeth?
No. Price is not power. Titanic is a flex hull with poor agility.
Are these official Abracadabra ranks?
No. Fan ranks for public Roblox lobbies. Stats come from in-game shops and public tables.
Should I buy S-tier first?
Buy the cheapest item that raises your win rate. Thompson and a jet ski beat saving 360 wins for Wildfire if you keep dying now.
Do event boats get their own list?
They appear as notes on the boat list and on the events page. Most are C-tier souvenirs with a few sleepers.